Strong Saturdays: Sea bear and Grizzly shark!

Wait.... What now?

In relation to our previous post featuring stupid cool comics, we give you..... well... more stupid comics. Try not to overthink this either. As the tag line explains, "They got mixed up!" and thats all there is to it.

Forget about debating team Jacob and team Edward. Team shark or team bear is the real pressing issue at hand. Sadly, the actual story line is not open to the public and must be bought but that shouldnt stop you from enjoying some of the most awesomest but ridiculous concept out floating around in the internets right here.

Also related to ridiculous comics, try and check out Dr Mcninja. Hes... well hes a ninja doctor who encounters crazy amounts of explosions and zombies in his daily adventures.


AND! As if things werent awesome enough, our present post hooks up with our past post to make babies of hybrid coolness.

Porma Fridays: Adam Saaks

I always thought that fashion is not a manly thing but after I saw Adam Saaks on Hay!Men!, I realized that fashion is a good opportunity for us men to show our "creativity". Cutting t-shirts should be added to the list of important things that should be taught in school like tying a cherry stem with your tongue. But then again, would you rather be called "circumciser of T-shirts" than "doctor", "engineer", or "lawyer"?





photo credit:
http://img.splendora.com/files/02JeffLinettwithAshGuptafor838.jpg

Mapaglarong Wednesdays: Fliptop

Ayaw niyo man o hinde, rappin is now considered a sport. People go to bars to watch people battle it out on stage, diss each other out and share yo' mama jokes. And now its happenin in the Philippines!

The First Filipino Rap Battle League did its first stint in a bar in Makati (I'm not sure where. Haha), and then in Pasig. People from all walks of life, yes, the conyos, the pa-cools, the jejes, everyone went there and did what they do best: rapping. I guess its nice to see a kind of modern day balagtasan cause it again lets the beauty of our culture, and our language out in the open, to the public, and brings cultural and language appreciation back into our systems.

They also did some battles in English, but personally, its more funny, and wittier when they do it in Filipino.

And now some videos. :>

PS They contain explicit material, so yeah, if you can't roll with that, then dont play 'em. Haha.

Tsibog Tuesdays: Hot Sauce

There are a lot of ways to prove one's manliness. Bench pressing thrice your weight, wrestling wild animals, jumping away form explosions and the like. Then there are the actual do-able ones like manning up to that insane sauce wreaking havoc in your mouth. Yum!

If anything in this world has been THE standard for manly condiments, it has been the bottled awesomeness of hot sauce. Second is gravy. Nothing shows everyone that you're a man like taking what is basically liquid pain with your food. Hot sauce is also the only condiment to turn eating in to a competition of pride among men.

Its good to stay humble and stick with the regular Tabasco but are we not men? Don't we push things insanely beyond their limits to the point of sheer stupidity?

Enter Dave's insanity

paPOW! The run of the mill Tabasco that we all know and love sits at around 1,500-2,500 Scoville units, a measurement for spiciness. Yes. Theres science. Science everywhere. Dave's insanity packs 180,000 Scoville units. Now this is not THE hottest hot sauce out there but come on. There's a warning on the bottle saying how this hot sauce may cause miscarriages for pregnant women. This hot sauce is so hot it can KILL BABIES!!

I know this is getting insane but bear with me. It gets HOTTER and DUMBER and well frankly MORE AWESOMER!!

Can you guess how many Scoville units this little bastard packs?

300,000?

No way.

1,000,000,000?

Dude, not even.

Try 16,000,000,000. Its so intense that it only comes in the form of a few crystals. Crystallized death if you ask me. If you're unlucky enough to be at the receiving end of this bad boy you would need AT LEAST 250,000 gallons of water to wash it down. So yeah, you would sooner drown than kill the fire in your mouth. Its like Satan's piss.

For a more modest and sensible choice, meaning flavor over heat, may I suggest Sriracha hot sauce you can buy in most Vietnamese stores or restaurants. The stuff goes with anything except for maybe open wounds or other bodily orifices.

ALSO! Taco Pizza out of nowhere!

Macho Mondays: Lauren Laudico

What's up Mansters! It's Monday again, and you all know what that means.This weeks feature comes with an extra special interview from the gorgeous Lauren Laudico.

Currently an Ateneo student, 3rd year AB Comm