Strong Saturdays: Bear Grylls

Name: Edward Michael Grylls

Nickname: BEAR (Got the name when he was just a week old.)

Occupation: CHIEF SCOUT, ADVENTURER, MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER, TV PERSONALITY

Hobbies: Eating just about anything, skinning camels, fishing with pronged spears

He's the best damn TV host I have ever seen. He's as badass and as manly as Stone Cold Steve Austin, Randy Couture, and Tommy Lee Jones combined. He climed the Everest when he was 23, androwed naked for 22 miles in a bathtub for an injured friend. HE. IS. BADASS. And he's our ALPHA MALE OF THE WEEK.

And now, more proof: Moving Pictures.

Strong Saturdays: Alpha Male of the Week (Another tie!)

It's another tie! Haha. Same thing as the week before last week. Anyway, we find these men funny, and we commend them for having the guts, the courage to post their videos on Youtube. YOU GUYS ARE HEROES.

Here's Manong with his oh so famous face.

And here's this weird fat gay asian guy lip syncing to a Kesha song.

I know you're not really laughing. You're just annoyed aren't you? That is exactly what we felt. Spread the love.

Strong Saturdays Alpha Male of the Week: Fedor Emelianenko

BEHOLD! The greatest mixed martial artist of all time. Well as far as Wikipedia will say but come on. This man holds the current WAMMA heavy weight title and boasts an incredible record of 32-2. Well due to a messy mixed up elimination in a tournament he has two losses but for posterity's sake we can safely say he has only one real loss.


The man is a 6 foot 229 pound monster. He collectively has 12 gold and 4 bronze medals in wrestling sports ranging from judo to combat sambo (mostly in combat sambo). They say before a match he flashes back to a winter when he was so poor that he had to share a jacket with his brother and he pictures his opponent trying to bring him back to that horrible memory. Its insane, yes, but apparently it works. What am I doing? enough words. Time for moving pictures to prove my point.

Strong Saturdays: Alpha Male of the Week

ITS A TIEEEEE!!

Last Wednesday was the inauguration of the newly elected president of the Philippines, Noynoy Aquino. Yeah, I know, you don't care, but guess who showed up... Chief Justice Renato Corona.

Early this week, he said that he wont be present at the inauguration, for some made up reason. I think he's just bitter, since P-noy refused to recognize Corona's appoinment as the new CJ and opted to take his oath before Associate Justice Morales, and not before him. Thank you for being such an a*s Mr. President.

Anyway, I commend Rennie Boy here for being a role model to all the men out there, being brave, and all that.

Justice Corona shares this prestigious award with Luis Suarez, Uruguay's savior in their recent quarterfinal match against Ghana.

Luis Suarez got a red card for blocking Ghana's game winning goal with his hands, but gave Uruguay a glimmer of hope. Luckily for them, Ghana's Asamoah Gyan went for the crossbar, which eventually led to the downfall of Ghana through penalty kicks.

Here's the link to the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM_1jPigMhg

Kudos to you my friend. You really do know how to sacrifice yourself for your team, and your country. You deserve to be an ALPHA MALE OF THE WEEK. L=Yeah, like it matters. Haha.

Here's a picture of our great handball hero. Hands. Ball. You get it don't you?