Farewell Post: Eunica Lim

This is gonna be one of the saddest Sundays of our lives. Today, we will say goodbye. It has been a great sem, though we didn't win, but still, thank you guys for all the support. 5000+ unique visitors and 20,000 pageviews in just 4 months! Those numbers arent easy to get, so again, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts.And to show this overwhelming gratitude, we give you, EUNICA LIM. :">

More after the break

Macho Week 2 : Jaz Reyes

It's macho week part 2 and of course it's yet a new post. This wont disappoint for sure. First Year AB Communications, Jazmin Reyes has a lot of tricks up her sleeve and she isn't slowing down at any rate just yet.

More info and pictures after the break. :)

Macho Week 2: Kat Khio

HO-HO! Were not dead yet. This is like the scenes in Rocky where hes having his brain beat to mush but then knows his opponent down with one punch after absorbing the rough equivalent of a train wreck with his face. GRRRRRRRR!!!!

These words. They mean nothing. Of course. It IS Macho week take two after all. As for those who even bother to read the titles will now, this little post right here is about Kat Khio.

Who Kat Kio?

Dat Kat Kio.

Dude...... dude.... your drool.

Anyhow. More pictures after the break.

Macho Week 2: Inez Achacoso

Hey there guys! Sorry for posting so late. Haha. I know I sound so much like PGMA, saying sorry and not meaning it, but really guys, sorry. Were kinda running out of girls to post since we have to ask permission first before we feature them, so there. Haha.

To start the week off right, we give you Inez Achacoso!

Pictures and other stuff after the break! OMGOMG!

Revival Post! OMGOMG

OMG, so cute. Want. To. Eat. Them.



Now, enough of the cute kids. I know we havent been posting much lately, so yeah, we apologize. We just have too much in front of us that we forget to post stuff here. Haha.

So to get all you up and about, I give you a blog that is so interesting, everybody's gonna poop their pants. Yes, I just typed poop. Gay, I know.

The blog's called Upped by Dr. Light Bearer. What makes it so interesting is that he uploads classic Filipino films, and some Filipino indies, so yeah, its a breath of fresh air from all the telenovelas yall have been watching eversince the Manster site died. Hahaha. OMG FREE FILIPINO INDIE MOVIES!

Blog link, videos, women, and the President after the break. :)

Macho Week: Missy Ty

Whaddup!? Its my turn at macho week so lets get right down to it.

Macho Week: Liane Shaira Lee

Hello Mansters! I know it is hard to recover from the exclusive pics of Jessica Mendoza that we posted yesterday but we are not yet over with our Macho Week. Today we have Liane Shaira Lee!

Liane is a third year A.B. European Studies student at ADMU.  We have more pictures of her after the jump.

Macho Week: Jessica Mendoza

Well how about that. We're one lucky blog to bring you only one of the hottest girls on TV, radio, and print. And as we have previously announced for this week, we won't be fooling around this time, as we bring you MACHO WEEK.

So without further ado and to start off this heavenly week, here is JESSICA MENDOZA.

We told you we're not messing around. More "exclusive" pictures after the jump!

Mapalgarong Wednesdays: Spadah mah!

Mmmmm. Cuban poop. Jameson has good taste.

ANYHOW!

So yeah, you guessed it. This post is about spiderman. Sure there have been heaps of Spiderman video games but this time producers have taken it up a notch. Get this. Four Spidermen in one game! Yeah! Like those coffee thingies!

And what do we call this neat little package of compact awesome?

Spiderman: Shattered Dimensions

The game is planned to hit xbox 360s, PS3s, Wiis and DSs on September 7. Oh but check this out. If you pre-order it you get an exclusive ironman spiderman suit available only and ONLY through pre-order. For those of you who are not at a competent level of geekiness such as myself the ironman spiderman suit may sound like a lame half-assed mash up but its far from it.

Far from it.

Now of course there are going to be a lot of new features and gameplay and whatever but im just excited for one thing and one thing alone.

Spiderman Noir! Still a spiderman. Gritty, misunderstood but still a spiderman and a pretty bad-ass one I must say.

There ARE other spidermen but this one just one my heart with its dark environment and focus on stealth oriented gameplay.

BAD ASS!!!!

Other playable spidermen include 2099 spiderman, ultimate symbiote spiderman (yeah, like the one in third movie but minus the cheesiness) and the classic amazing spiderman.

Sadly they did not include this version of spiderman. It would have been fun too.

If the obvious appeal of buying 4 games but only paying for one doesn't get you then maybe youve stuck your head in a microwave for too long. Just saying. Peace.

Macho Mondays: Yvette Espiritu

Hey Mansters! It’s another Macho Monday and today we give you Yvette Espiritu!

She is currently a junior student of ADMU taking A.B. Management Economics.

Sunday Special: Torpe Tips

2. So yesterday, I met this girl, and I didnt know what to do, so basically, I did what a normal person would do: use Google. So, yeah, here's like instructions on how to successfully deal with this particular situation.
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4. Disclaimer: I havent really tried it yet, cause according to step no.2, I still have to wait for like 3 days before calling her, so yeah, I dont really know yet if these tips are really effective. Haha.
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6. 1. Get her number. Whether you want to call her or text her, you'll need her phone number. Ask her for it yourself. If she gives you her phone number, you know that she's at least a little interested. Besides, it can seem pretty creepy if you get her phone number from one of her friends or by doing an internet search. If she's got a major crush on you, these indirect methods might work, but why even go there? You're smoother than that.
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8. 2. Wait. Despite what you may have heard or read, there's no hard-and-fast rule governing how long to wait before calling her. If for one reason or another you've arranged to call her at a certain time, call her at least a day later, mentioning that something came up. Make casual of it, you've just met this girl, and she shouldn't be treated as an immediate friend, or else you'll seem too eager. Wait a couple days or so (3 days is traditional). Some people will advise waiting a week, but this can make you seem too disinterested, and the girl might not even remember who you are. In the end, you'll just have to judge this for yourself depending on your gut feeling and what you have going on in your own life.
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10. 3. Decide whether to call or send a text message. In the past, text messaging a girl for a date would have been unthinkable. Now, however, it's becoming surprisingly common. That doesn't mean you should do it, though.
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12. - Text messaging is a good shotgun approach to dating. If you don't really care whether you offend the girl or whether you hear from her, it may be a good choice. For example, if you got four other girls' numbers that night at the bar, you could just text message them all. If one texts you back or calls you, you'll know that she's interested (unless, of course, she texts something like, "ur a wimp. learn how to use the phone").
13. - The older, or more old-fashioned, the girl, the less likely she'll be receptive to receiving a text message.
14. - Calling her shows that you're confident or at least interested enough in her to face the possibility of rejection. If it's simply a matter of confidence, work on this. It won't get any easier unless you actually start calling girls.
15. - If the girl seems very casual and receptive to texting--for example, if she sent or received a text while you were talking to her--a text message may be appropriate to ask what she's doing or if she's in the neighborhood so you can hang out. Of course, if she was texting the whole time you were talking to her, you probably also have good reason to fear rejection, so a text may be the way to go.
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17. 4. Think about what you're going to say. The phone call or text won't be your first impression. You already made that when you got her number, so don't worry that you won't say just the right thing. That said, think about what you want to say. Think about what you talked about (more importantly, what she talked about) when you met her--you were listening, weren't you--and think about what you want out of this call. You should have a reason for calling or texting her, such as asking her out on a date or, if not a date, at least asking her to join you for some activity or event. Think about it, but if you're calling you should not, under any circumstances, write out what you want to say and then read from your script.
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19. 5. Make sure you've got the right person. Once you've dialed her number, make sure you have her on the line. In the old days, a guy might have to go through a "gatekeeper" (her parents, her roommate, her boyfriend), to reach a girl. Now that just about everybody has a cell phone this isn't much of a problem, but remember that there's always a chance that the person who answers isn't the girl you want to talk to. Ask to speak to her, or simply say her name as a question to verify that you have her on the line. If you're texting her, keep in mind that you have no way of knowing who will actually see the text.
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21. 6. Introduce yourself. Whether you're calling or sending a text, you should immediately let her know who you are and where you met her or know her from.
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23. 7. Make some small talk. Ask how she's doing. If you can make some appropriate reference to the night you met her--i.e. "Did you get your term paper done?" or "Did you ever find your earring?"--that can break the ice. If texting, you may want to skip the small talk and get right to the invitation so that she'll actually have something "important" to reply to rather than having to waste her time on potentially endless texts.
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25. 8. State your purpose. Sometimes the small talk will just naturally develop into a conversation. If this happens, just roll with it and enjoy. When there's a pause, spring your question. If you're the old-fashioned type (or if she is) you might want to ask her to go to dinner and a movie this weekend. Alternately, you might just ask if she'd like to come to your party tonight or ask if she wants to get a cup of coffee.
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27. 9. Set up a plan. If she's interested, don't dilly-dally. Just get the basic information you need from her (when to pick her up, for example, or where to meet her), or give her the information she needs (i.e. where to meet you). Don't question whether she'll show up or press for any more information than you need, but if she has questions or wants to continue the conversation by all means indulge her. If she decides to pass on your invitation, be nice about it and ask if she'd like to meet up another time. Maybe she will, and maybe she won't. Be pushy or whiny, though, and you can be sure she won't.
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29. 10. If you want her to keep talking to you, Bring up something interesting that she will like. Like if she likes Gossip Girl look up what has been happening on it and talk to her about that, chances are she might be impressed by you.
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Strong Saturdays: Sea bear and Grizzly shark!

Wait.... What now?

In relation to our previous post featuring stupid cool comics, we give you..... well... more stupid comics. Try not to overthink this either. As the tag line explains, "They got mixed up!" and thats all there is to it.

Forget about debating team Jacob and team Edward. Team shark or team bear is the real pressing issue at hand. Sadly, the actual story line is not open to the public and must be bought but that shouldnt stop you from enjoying some of the most awesomest but ridiculous concept out floating around in the internets right here.

Also related to ridiculous comics, try and check out Dr Mcninja. Hes... well hes a ninja doctor who encounters crazy amounts of explosions and zombies in his daily adventures.


AND! As if things werent awesome enough, our present post hooks up with our past post to make babies of hybrid coolness.

Porma Fridays: Adam Saaks

I always thought that fashion is not a manly thing but after I saw Adam Saaks on Hay!Men!, I realized that fashion is a good opportunity for us men to show our "creativity". Cutting t-shirts should be added to the list of important things that should be taught in school like tying a cherry stem with your tongue. But then again, would you rather be called "circumciser of T-shirts" than "doctor", "engineer", or "lawyer"?





photo credit:
http://img.splendora.com/files/02JeffLinettwithAshGuptafor838.jpg

Mapaglarong Wednesdays: Fliptop

Ayaw niyo man o hinde, rappin is now considered a sport. People go to bars to watch people battle it out on stage, diss each other out and share yo' mama jokes. And now its happenin in the Philippines!

The First Filipino Rap Battle League did its first stint in a bar in Makati (I'm not sure where. Haha), and then in Pasig. People from all walks of life, yes, the conyos, the pa-cools, the jejes, everyone went there and did what they do best: rapping. I guess its nice to see a kind of modern day balagtasan cause it again lets the beauty of our culture, and our language out in the open, to the public, and brings cultural and language appreciation back into our systems.

They also did some battles in English, but personally, its more funny, and wittier when they do it in Filipino.

And now some videos. :>

PS They contain explicit material, so yeah, if you can't roll with that, then dont play 'em. Haha.

Tsibog Tuesdays: Hot Sauce

There are a lot of ways to prove one's manliness. Bench pressing thrice your weight, wrestling wild animals, jumping away form explosions and the like. Then there are the actual do-able ones like manning up to that insane sauce wreaking havoc in your mouth. Yum!

If anything in this world has been THE standard for manly condiments, it has been the bottled awesomeness of hot sauce. Second is gravy. Nothing shows everyone that you're a man like taking what is basically liquid pain with your food. Hot sauce is also the only condiment to turn eating in to a competition of pride among men.

Its good to stay humble and stick with the regular Tabasco but are we not men? Don't we push things insanely beyond their limits to the point of sheer stupidity?

Enter Dave's insanity

paPOW! The run of the mill Tabasco that we all know and love sits at around 1,500-2,500 Scoville units, a measurement for spiciness. Yes. Theres science. Science everywhere. Dave's insanity packs 180,000 Scoville units. Now this is not THE hottest hot sauce out there but come on. There's a warning on the bottle saying how this hot sauce may cause miscarriages for pregnant women. This hot sauce is so hot it can KILL BABIES!!

I know this is getting insane but bear with me. It gets HOTTER and DUMBER and well frankly MORE AWESOMER!!

Can you guess how many Scoville units this little bastard packs?

300,000?

No way.

1,000,000,000?

Dude, not even.

Try 16,000,000,000. Its so intense that it only comes in the form of a few crystals. Crystallized death if you ask me. If you're unlucky enough to be at the receiving end of this bad boy you would need AT LEAST 250,000 gallons of water to wash it down. So yeah, you would sooner drown than kill the fire in your mouth. Its like Satan's piss.

For a more modest and sensible choice, meaning flavor over heat, may I suggest Sriracha hot sauce you can buy in most Vietnamese stores or restaurants. The stuff goes with anything except for maybe open wounds or other bodily orifices.

ALSO! Taco Pizza out of nowhere!

Macho Mondays: Lauren Laudico

What's up Mansters! It's Monday again, and you all know what that means.This weeks feature comes with an extra special interview from the gorgeous Lauren Laudico.

Currently an Ateneo student, 3rd year AB Comm

Strong Saturdays: Bear Grylls

Name: Edward Michael Grylls

Nickname: BEAR (Got the name when he was just a week old.)

Occupation: CHIEF SCOUT, ADVENTURER, MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER, TV PERSONALITY

Hobbies: Eating just about anything, skinning camels, fishing with pronged spears

He's the best damn TV host I have ever seen. He's as badass and as manly as Stone Cold Steve Austin, Randy Couture, and Tommy Lee Jones combined. He climed the Everest when he was 23, androwed naked for 22 miles in a bathtub for an injured friend. HE. IS. BADASS. And he's our ALPHA MALE OF THE WEEK.

And now, more proof: Moving Pictures.

Titillating Thursdays: Shaq Vs Season 2

Last year, Shaq challenged several top athletes in different sports to prove that he is the “greatest athlete ever formed” and to prepare for his NBA Season with Cleveland. He tried beating Ben Roethlisberger in a quarterback challenge. He teamed up with Olympic gold medallist Todd Rogers to play beach volleyball against two other Olympic gold medallists Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh. He also went against Albert Pujols of St. Louis Cardinals in a home run derby. He even asked the help of Freddie Roach in his boxing fight against Oscar De La Hoya. In the season finale, he challenged Michael Phelps in several swimming races.

Of course there were handicaps so that Shaq can have the chance to win. But he never did win.

And guess what? He is not yet tired of getting his ass kicked.

The recently-signed Boston Celtic will face not only athletes this year but also entertainers, a chef, and a spelling bee champion. This season, he goes against Nascar’s Dale Earnhardt Jr., boxer Shane Mosley, sprinter Tyson Gay, and former NBA player Charles Barkley in a game golf. Also, he will face spelling bee champion Kavya Shivashankar, Magicians Penn and Teller, chef/tv personality Rachael Ray, and Hot Dog eating champion Joey Chestnut.

Here is a preview of his boxing fight against Sugar Shane Mosley:

And here is a video of Shaq against spammer-bait Justin Bieber in a dance-off:

Photo credits:

Shaq Vs De La Hoya

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/2010/08/11/2010-08-11_will_shaq_be_big_distraction_in_boston.html

Mapaglarong Wednesdays: Plants Vs. Zombies

Before you scoff and think, "This isn't something new!" lemme tell you that the very popular tower defense game has reinvented itself, and this time to be experienced on the Xbox 360.

Set to be released in September, the all-new Plants vs. Zombies will feature seven game modes and 21 new mini-games. Best of all, you can now play with other people as the game supports 2 player co-op and versus modes. So now you can battle zombies or your friends!

Watch Plants vs. Zombies Xbox 360 Trailer!

But wait, there's more!

PvZ on its newest platform will allow users to play as the zombies! Yep that's right! You can now be on the opposite side of the fence and well, feel what it's like to hunt and feast on human brain... Nomnomnom.

Photo credit: www.theawesomer.com

Video credit: www.youtube.com/IGNentertainment

Tsibog Tuesdays: Cheesy Bacon Cheeseburger

Last Sunday, I ate at Fridays in Galleria, and their Bacon Cheeseburger is just heaven in buns. Haha, buns. The meat was exquisite, and the fries were cooked just right, crisp yet chewy. And the cheese, oh the cheese. Damn it, Im hungry again.

And yeah, the Cheesy Bacon Cheeseburger (Yes, they put the word "cheese" twice) contains 1590 calories, which is like 3/4 of what is required in a day to maintain one's body weight. But us men do not care. As long as its meat, we eat. (It rhymes!) And here's another picture of the Cheesy Bacon Cheesburger.

I have yet to taste Wendy's Baconator. People say its on hell of a burger. And now a weird video.

Macho Mondays: Ashley Gosiengfiao

Cosplayers and otaku rejoice! Did I use that word right? The mansters got permission from Ashley Gosiengfiao to proceed with the following blog. Oh but who is Ashley? Well they say a picture is worth a thousand words so let me answer that question with a thousand word essay.

Shes the younger sister of fellow cosplayer and Animax Ani-mate Alodia. I dunno man. Must be something in the water. She has no problem stepping out from her sister's shadow because.... well..... shes insanely active in almost everything in the world ever. Shes an avid singer, guitarist, photographer and volleyball player. She also fronts for the band Hymn of Siren.

And as I blog this, I realize that i could have milked this for much more. I could have posted a new pic of Ashley everyday and say it was a completely different girl and no one would have noticed. Think about it. I could have. Shes just that good.

Unfortunately I love you guys too much to cheat you. BE GRATEFUL! MORE PICS!

As thanks, the mansters support Ashley with all her future endeavors and heres a chunk of her links to prove that we mean it.

God speed Ashley Gosiengfiao.

God speed.

http://orangeish.deviantart.com/

http://ashleygmusic.tumblr.com/

http://www.twitter.com/ashlili

http://www.facebook.com/ashleygosiengfiao

Also, thanks to manster Justin "El Chino Gordito" Go. hihihi ^_^

Also! DONT CLICK THIS!

Sunday Special: Ebisu Muscats

Sup Mansters! I havent been myself lately. A lot of things are crowding my mind, so I havent been posting really good stuff (Gay, I know. Haha.), but whatever, Im kinda back now, so rejoice!

To get you in the mood for Macho Mondays, I give you the EBISU MUSCATS!

The Ebisu Muscats is a Japanese girl group comprised of gravure idols and AV stars. Those who know what gravure and AV mean, raise your hands up (Alam na. Haha.). For all those who dont, dont google them. I repeat, do not google them. You might see things, nasty things. Haha. Just ask a guy blockmate, or a guy friend, and surely, you'll be in the know in no time.

Anyways, here's the full roster of the Ebisu Muscats.

• Ando Aika (G)
• Aoi Sora (AV)
• Asami Yuma (AV)
• Fujiura Megu (AV)
• Hatsune Minori (AV)
• Kasumi Kaho (AV)
• Kasumi Risa (AV)
• Kawamura Ena (G)
• Kawamura Rika (G)
• Kirihara Erika (AV)
• Kizaki Jessica (AV)
• KONAN (G)
• Mihiro (AV)
• Misaki Miyu (AV)
• Nagasaki Airi (G)
• Nishino Shou (AV)
• Ogawa Asami (AV)
• Ogura Haruka (G)
• Rio (AV)
• Sakuragi Rin (AV)
• Sakura Kokomi (AV)
• Sayama Ai (AV)
• Uehara Kaera (AV)
• Yamaguchi Minami (G)
• Yoshizawa Akiho (AV)

I know ya'll dont like to read, time for pictures then. Enjoy Mansters. :)

Here's their first single Banana Mango High School (How poetic. A perfect title. Haha.) I beg you guys, watch it in HD. H effin D.

And their latest single Oecura Mambo. Its not in HD, but still, a must see.

I know most of us are having our midterms, or prelims this week, so I bid you good luck, and may God bless us all. The Ebisu Muscats will help us get an A this time. Tiwala lang. :>

WHOOPS! Alpha male proma fridays catch up combosplosion!

Dear readers,

Im dumb. Sorry.

-El Hepe Guapo

So I come home friday ngiht and I land on my bed to wake up the next morning and I am really sorry bout that mess up. Lets just leave it at that shall we?

To make up for my sins, I will now attempt a daring catch up with a very timely double update combo. Hitting two brids with one stone. A really gay, narcissistic, rape inspired, musical stone. Keep reading and all will be revealed.

Our alpha male this week is a sarcastic entry meaning this is NOT what you should be doing. I give you Jr



Im not talking about the body building.Thats fine. Im more disgusted by the blatant man whoring in that video.

But wait, THERES MORE! Jr, sexy man meat extraordinaire, is available on social networking sites so all you crazy crazy ladies can lust over him here. You can read about Jr and his crazy misadventures and his raves about the "crazy mamis and papis shaking off their skirts and trousers right off their bubble booties" in the clubs (see his profile). Also be amazed by his incredibley vague and frankly totally random photo captions. I swear, I couldnt make less sense even if I tried.

He also has a blog but we cant really make fun of that so much since his blog has more hits than ours and it intimidates us. Maybe we should start screwing up our grammar and taking of our shirts here at bigscarmanster. Just maybe.

Thats it for the Alpha(NOT) male for saturday and here we go with my catch up post for porma fridays.

Lets set the scene first.



And then....MUSIC!!!



Word.

Just goes to show you, theres music in everything. Even rape attempt victim interviews. Peace.

Titillating Thursday: Walang Sugat!

What better to watch than an Atenean show!?

Walang Sugat that was run by the Loyola Schools last February returns to light up the stage coming with new exciting and spicy relationships. Despite the fact that you may have watched it the last time, the show now will still surely get you out of your seats and get sucked in into the world of Julia and Tenyong.

Article Taken From Philippine Daily Inquirer.

Hit ‘sarsuwela’ ‘Walang Sugat’ returns to the stage

Philippine Daily Inquirer

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THE PURSUIT for freedom meets the quest for true love in Ateneo de Manila University’s re-staging of “Walang Sugat,” the sarsuwela of Severino Reyes and Fulgencio Tolentino. The classic Filipino musical, which ran for seven full-house performances at the Ateneo earlier this year, returns this August to captivate audiences once again with its timeless story and delightful song numbers.

“Walang Sugat” broadly underscores the injustice of Spanish rule even as it dances around the cruel fate of two young lovers with humor and song. Set in the final leg of the Philippine Revolution, Tenyong is forced to leave behind his childhood sweetheart Julia to join the Katipunan. Meanwhile, Julia’s mother pressures her into marrying the wealthy Miguel instead. With no word from the front as the battle prolongs, Julia gives in to her mother’s wishes, but her wedding is interrupted by the fatally wounded Tenyong who returns with a dying wish.

“Walang Sugat’s” themes of courage and patriotism still ring true, especially in this time of political change and renewed hope for the nation. It’s traditional Filipino theater with a contemporary touch—the perfect way to celebrate Buwan ng Wika.

The production is directed by Ricardo Abad, under the musical direction of Josefino Toledo. Jonjon Villareal handles lights design while Dexter Santos choreographs. Set and costumes will be designed by National Artist Salvador Bernal.

The show runs Aug. 12-28 at the Henry Lee Irwin Theater, Ateneo de Manila University. Call Tonibelle Chan at 0906-5057870 or the Manuel V. Pangilinan Center for Student Leadership at 426-6001 loc. 5427.

Mapaglarong Wednesdays: YouTube Snake Game

No matter how fast your internet connection is, you may still experience some delay in loading a YouTube video especially the HD ones. It ruins the video watching experience and it is frustrating to see those loading dots in videos like this:

Now, YouTube has a temporary relief. You can now play the Snake Game while the video is not yet done loading. You need to pause the video first and then hold the left arrow key in your keyboard. When you release the left key, the loading dots will turn into a snake and you know the drill. Here is a video to show you how:

Photo credit:

Screenshot of Banana Mango Music Video by Ebisu Muscats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=untRco8FmRs