WHOOPS! Alpha male proma fridays catch up combosplosion!

Dear readers,

Im dumb. Sorry.

-El Hepe Guapo

So I come home friday ngiht and I land on my bed to wake up the next morning and I am really sorry bout that mess up. Lets just leave it at that shall we?

To make up for my sins, I will now attempt a daring catch up with a very timely double update combo. Hitting two brids with one stone. A really gay, narcissistic, rape inspired, musical stone. Keep reading and all will be revealed.

Our alpha male this week is a sarcastic entry meaning this is NOT what you should be doing. I give you Jr



Im not talking about the body building.Thats fine. Im more disgusted by the blatant man whoring in that video.

But wait, THERES MORE! Jr, sexy man meat extraordinaire, is available on social networking sites so all you crazy crazy ladies can lust over him here. You can read about Jr and his crazy misadventures and his raves about the "crazy mamis and papis shaking off their skirts and trousers right off their bubble booties" in the clubs (see his profile). Also be amazed by his incredibley vague and frankly totally random photo captions. I swear, I couldnt make less sense even if I tried.

He also has a blog but we cant really make fun of that so much since his blog has more hits than ours and it intimidates us. Maybe we should start screwing up our grammar and taking of our shirts here at bigscarmanster. Just maybe.

Thats it for the Alpha(NOT) male for saturday and here we go with my catch up post for porma fridays.

Lets set the scene first.



And then....MUSIC!!!



Word.

Just goes to show you, theres music in everything. Even rape attempt victim interviews. Peace.

Titillating Thursday: Walang Sugat!

What better to watch than an Atenean show!?

Walang Sugat that was run by the Loyola Schools last February returns to light up the stage coming with new exciting and spicy relationships. Despite the fact that you may have watched it the last time, the show now will still surely get you out of your seats and get sucked in into the world of Julia and Tenyong.

Article Taken From Philippine Daily Inquirer.

Hit ‘sarsuwela’ ‘Walang Sugat’ returns to the stage

Philippine Daily Inquirer

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THE PURSUIT for freedom meets the quest for true love in Ateneo de Manila University’s re-staging of “Walang Sugat,” the sarsuwela of Severino Reyes and Fulgencio Tolentino. The classic Filipino musical, which ran for seven full-house performances at the Ateneo earlier this year, returns this August to captivate audiences once again with its timeless story and delightful song numbers.

“Walang Sugat” broadly underscores the injustice of Spanish rule even as it dances around the cruel fate of two young lovers with humor and song. Set in the final leg of the Philippine Revolution, Tenyong is forced to leave behind his childhood sweetheart Julia to join the Katipunan. Meanwhile, Julia’s mother pressures her into marrying the wealthy Miguel instead. With no word from the front as the battle prolongs, Julia gives in to her mother’s wishes, but her wedding is interrupted by the fatally wounded Tenyong who returns with a dying wish.

“Walang Sugat’s” themes of courage and patriotism still ring true, especially in this time of political change and renewed hope for the nation. It’s traditional Filipino theater with a contemporary touch—the perfect way to celebrate Buwan ng Wika.

The production is directed by Ricardo Abad, under the musical direction of Josefino Toledo. Jonjon Villareal handles lights design while Dexter Santos choreographs. Set and costumes will be designed by National Artist Salvador Bernal.

The show runs Aug. 12-28 at the Henry Lee Irwin Theater, Ateneo de Manila University. Call Tonibelle Chan at 0906-5057870 or the Manuel V. Pangilinan Center for Student Leadership at 426-6001 loc. 5427.

Mapaglarong Wednesdays: YouTube Snake Game

No matter how fast your internet connection is, you may still experience some delay in loading a YouTube video especially the HD ones. It ruins the video watching experience and it is frustrating to see those loading dots in videos like this:

Now, YouTube has a temporary relief. You can now play the Snake Game while the video is not yet done loading. You need to pause the video first and then hold the left arrow key in your keyboard. When you release the left key, the loading dots will turn into a snake and you know the drill. Here is a video to show you how:

Photo credit:

Screenshot of Banana Mango Music Video by Ebisu Muscats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=untRco8FmRs

Tsibog Tuesdays: Value Meal in a Pizza

We Mansters know that in every food purchase, this is always a given: Value-for-money comes as first or second priority. However, though it is important to economize, the reality is that sadly only a few food establishments are able to meet this demand. You know this is true when you are hardly satisfied with the actual serving size versus the one you see on their menus.

Poor tummy, must be hard to satisfy.

Well there is something that you can do. The guys from Alligator-sunglasses.com shared this one-of-a-kind recipe that you can do in the comfort of your home. Best of all, there's no denying that with this kind of recipe, you get what you deserve, without hurting your wallet.

Behold, the Value Meal in a Pizza:

Photo Credit:

http://alligator-sunglasses.com/post/765986739/america-fuck-yeah-food-edition

Macho Mondays: Patty Lloren

Whats up Mansters! Sorry for not giving you blogs this weekend. I guess we can put all the blame on PLDT and their outrageously slow technical services. My God, it took them 4 days, 4 freakin days, just to put my internet back up.

Anyway, so its Macho Mondays today, your favorite day of the week, and to start your awful week off, let me give you Patty Lloren!

Yeap, another Atenista, she's now in her third year taking up European Studies. She likes music, food, sweets (Yes, the usual girly stuff), cats (time to get cats from the pet store), and sports. Yes guys, sports. She played softball back in highschool, so Mansters , she's pretty athletic.

And yes boys, she's single. S-I-N-G-L-E. OMG. Yall can thank me later, but for now, some awesome pictures. Awesome, rawr.

And yeah, I almost forgot, thank you Mel Balmaceda for asking Ms. Lloren's permission. Haha. You saved my arse.

PS. You are most welcome my Mansters. You. Are. Welcome. :)

Porma Fridays: The Bieber Look

Its the middle of the sem, and you want to change your look. Youre thinking, "What look can make me a chick magnet?" Well, look no further. We got it all covered. Yall just have to dress like my boy Bieber. Studies show that 86% of men that do the Bieber look get the phone number of 4 out of 5 women they meet. Yes, 86% percent, thats a B for us Ateneans.

So heres a rundown on how yall can dress like Justin Bieber and get all the girls that you possibly have.

1. The Simple and Chic look



2. Daytime Look



3. Grunge Look



4. Nerd Look



Now before yall diss me for putting up pictures of Justin Bieber, let me defend myself. People, shut the hell up. Haha. A friend gave me a link on how to dress like Justin Bieber. It wasnt me, it was my friend. My friend. My friend.

Here's the link: http://stylewithanna.com/fashion-for-guys/how-to-dress-like-justin-bieber/

So to round this thing up, heres the latest Bieber music video with his homeboy Usher. Haha. You know what I mean when I said "homeboy", dont you? :>

Titillating Thursdays: Adventure Time and a way back to reality

As much as we enjoy spending a nice evening out and watching a good ol' movie, sometimes its just nice to save yourself the money and effort, say "screw it" and settle down for a cozy night in. In contrast to the cerebral provocation, or ,as a lot of people are phrasing it, "mind f**k" that is Inception, heres something to watch that actually KILLS your brain. Kills it. Kills it dead.

No. I dont know what happened either. So Jake the Dog and Finn the human just go around having fun with cartoon physics and rainbows. Weirdly enough, math terms are cool in that world. ex. "Algebraic!" Did you catch that?

Adventure time recently scored a deal with cartoon network and several other episodes are out on the interwebs just so you know. Yeah, they're damn cool but not too cool for R&B!

In a way, theyre stuck in their own dream land which reminds me.

Watch the next video. Its time to wake up.